“Welcome all to our first Spirit-Conjuring Workshop!” The group chat app showed Leslie’s face.
Read Morean angel dies and you go get drunk
Read Morewho said a wolf can't change his mind?
Read MoreMy name is Diana and I’m an alcoholic.
Read MoreYou lend me a hundred dollars to get drunk because you say you want to have fun with me
Read MoreBut still he is a rock star, and I like him, because he’s a rock star, and he likes me.
Read MoreWhat if you or your loved one or friend, what if the two of you start digging around it, excavating, like a pair of archaeologists.
Read MoreYour dead best friend appears on your doorstep after you’ve put your youngest daughter to bed.
Read MoreFor it has occurred to me that I’m not the only one in this apartment who has been pay-fucking Dave the centaur.
Read MoreEurydice returning from the underworld, you cannot look at me.
Read MoreHere is you, probably in your late twenties, too old to be as stupid as you are.
Read MoreThe trio of Elvises lip-synching on YouTube to a bonzo hip-hop version of “Love Me Tender” are illegals.
Read MoreSometimes you know no one is ever going to find you.
Read MoreThe real thing is never as good as the fantasy.
Read MoreIt’s just floating there, gently bobbing around in the centre of the water.
Read MoreThere’s a man on Train B who wants to kill you. I know this and he knows this and you know this.
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